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Faster!

Move, move, move!

Hup, hup!

Arm up! Get that arm up!

Tighter! Get those arms up!

Tighter! Tighter! Tighter!

I want to see an evacuation process!

Not me! Here!

Louder!

Louder! Louder!

Firm, firm, firm!

Head up! Head up!

I'm looking for security guards, not cocksuckers!

Get those hands up!

Hands up!

Holler a little!

Come here in the middle!

Get those hands up!

Hands up!

Get down!

Focus on yourself, not on me!

Holler a little!

Holler!

Holler!

Get down!

Get down!

Hands up!

Pray!

Holler!

Legs up!

Legs up!

Something wrong?!

Fight! Show me what you got! Fight!

Legs straight!

That's all?

Yes, that's all, 30%.

Why? When do we get the rest?

- Next month.

You promise the same thing every time.

What am I supposed to do

with this chicken feed?

I can't do anything about it.

Olushka, why are you so late?

We're freezing.

Mama, I was at work.

- Hurry, the baby is freezing.

Pack up.

- I'm packing.

Shall I help you?

- No, I can manage.

Then I'll go ahead.

Daughter, it's late, he should be asleep.

But you can't pacify him.

What kind of mother are you?

Look what I brought.

Caesar, come in.

- No! Why did you bring that dog?

Look at him.

Look how cute he is. I'm buying him.

Look at him!

- No, my God!

Look how cute he is, you can't seriously be scared of him.

Just look at this dog,

he's amazing.

You know what his bite force is?

Look what he does when you do this.

Awesome, huh?

Check it out, man.

He doesn't mean any harm.

Leave!

- Don't run away.

Honey, don't be scared.

- Leave!

Look at this cute dog!

She's an idiot.

No, I don't like dogs.

Take it and get out!

Go to her, that's your new mistress.

No, no, no!

She's shittin' her pants.

Look how scared she is of you.

Look how cute!

Take the dog and get lost!

-C'mon.

Look how cute! He's already crazy about you.

How can someone not like a dog like this?

Come here, Caesar!

Caesar, up!

Come in!

Hey, he won't hurt you.

Hey Christina!

She's scared shitless, I don't believe it.

Come in! I'll put him on a leash.

I've got the leash on, OK?

Why are you so scared of him, he's not gonna hurt you.

It's not like it's a kitten.

Please leave!

- I'm coming over slowly.

No! Get away from me with that beast.

He won't hurt you.

- I don't give a sh*t. Get out of my flat!

It's bad enought it was here at all.

I'm very toerant, but...

Tolerant, my ass. You're just scared of the dog.

I'm scared of it, don't you understand?

Now leave!

Please, Paul!

I said he won't hurt you...

- Look, if you get a dog, it's over.

If you buy a dog, we're through, OK?

Take your pick:
dog or me.

You know I'm scared of dogs and you come anyway.

Nice of you.

How was I supposed to know you'd freak out?

I wasn't lying about my fear of dogs.

Did he growl at you or something?

This is crazy! It's unbelievable!

You say you love me? Bullshit!

Take your damn dog and f*** off!

You know, a dog is more faithful than a girlfriend.

Yeah? Then no problem, right?

To a dog you're the world, but to a girlfriend...

If I buy Caesar, he'll stay forever.

Yeah, then be happy together, you're single again.

Good boy, Caesar.

Want a teddy?

Want a teddy?

Come here, bring the teddy!

Caesar, come here!

Good dog.

It's all yours.

It's all yours.

Good dog.

Bad bear. Bad, bad bear.

Bad bear.

Now it's yours.

Now it's yours.

The lift doesn't work.

Hello! I'm looking for my girlfriend, Tatjana.

Down the hall.

Sorry.

Hi.

Hi, where have you been? I've been waiting for you.

It wasn't easy to find you.

Come in, wait a little.

I'm just about done.

Can we go a little faster?

That's much better.

Now stick your finger up there.

Yes...

Yes, exactly.

And now pick up that dildo lying next to you.

Hello? I said pick up the dildo!

I like it.

Come here!

Very pretty.

The roses seem kind of silly...

- Men don't like panties.

You should get rid of them.

No panties at all?

May I watch?

Yes.

Thank you.

Hi, sweety!

How are you?

I'm fine too.

What do you feel like today?

Are you horny?

I'm horny too.

Do you want...

head?

Head.

Do you eat... ?

P*ssy.

What's that?

What's what? This.

Do you eat p*ssy?

How is...

your cock?

How long is...

your cock?

Do you have a... ?

Boner.

Boner.

Penis.

Take your cock...

in your hand.

Take your cock in your hand.

Girl, you've got to take this job seriously.

Stop laughing.

It's serious business.

Put the ashtray back!

Come closer! I can't see anything.

Spread your cheeks!

Pull them apart, c'mon!

Pull your cheeks apart!

I don't understand you.

Come nearer, come nearer!

Come nearer!

Don't you understand? Nearer!

Come closer! Come, baby, come little girl!

What do we have here?

- Hello!

What are you guys doing here?

- Hello!

Hi!

- How ya doin'?

Not as good as you.

I'm doing bombastic. How are you doin'?

He's getting violent.

Look at him!

He's a real tough guy.

Hey, hands off my balls, man!

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Don't you yell at me!

I'll yell at whoever I want!

- You're in no position to yell.

Shut up, I said.

What's wrong?

Can't you move anymore?

Good boy.

How ya doin'?

C'mon, that's enough, let me go!

I say when it's enough.

You're all sweaty.

Why are you're sweating, you pig, huh?

Why are you're sweating, you pig, huh?

It's real Austrian beer.

Want a sip?

Bastard.

A cocky motherf***er.

Don't hurt him!

Hey, no spitting!

Hold on, take it easy!

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Toss me a can, man!

And down the hatch.

Enjoy it, Pauli!

I said to enjoy it.

Of course. Cheers!

It's the last beer you're getting from me.

What's wrong, man?

You gonna make a stink over 60 cents?

Want a cigarette?

- No. I don't want one.

What's that's supposed to mean? Since when are you like this?

Since when am I like what?

Why are you saying it's the last beer I'm getting from you?

Pauli, I haven't forgotten the 170 euros.

And that's just for the last 2 weeks.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not talking about what I've given you ove the last 2 years.

I'm just talking about the last 2 weeks.

- You holding that against me?

Why, isn't it my right?

I mean, OK, maybe you're not my real dad,

Whether I'm your dad or your stepdad is irrelevant.

The fact is that you owe me 170 euros from the last 2 weeks

Can I have it?

- You didn't give it to me in cash.

Can I have my money please?

- You know I'm broke.

You're always broke.

- Not always.

You're always broke.

- I am not.

You know why you're always broke?

Because you don't give a sh*t.

Because I lost my job?

Because you lost your job?

And why'd you lose your job?

It definitely wasn't my fault.

No, it's never your fault, Pauli, it never is.

I don't give a f*** where you get the money,

but I'm getting my 170 euros for the past 2 weeks.

And that's a matter of honor.

Hi! How ya doin'?

What's your problem, man?

We were out drinking and you owe me money.

I don't think so.

We had a few drinks...

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